Dick Cheney's "undisclosed location" is in Superman's "Bizarro World," and Cheney spends FAR TOO MUCH time there...

It's the only logical/rational explanation anymore.

In his latest interview with Wolf Blitzer, he asserts:

1) that "the US has made great progress AND had great successes in Iraq" since the fall of Saddam,

2) that the Maliki government has taken on its foes directly. (This was his answer to Blitzer's question about whether Maliki would take on Moqtada al'Sadar and the Mahdi Militia directly.)

"Bizarro World."

It's the only explanation. Other explanations are far too scary.